I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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