You're a womanizer and a bitch.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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