I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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