He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
