i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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