i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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