well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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