Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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