she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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