Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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