Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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