You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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