Where did you get a picture of my penis
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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