If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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