my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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