Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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