Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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