Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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