Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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