What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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