butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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