she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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