i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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