Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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