yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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