Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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