Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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