the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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