I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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