I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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