Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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