I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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