hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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