epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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