I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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