My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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