You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Randomize
