He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
It's blow job season.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I have already put on my inside pants.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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