So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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