since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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