there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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