if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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