Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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