I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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