Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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