love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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