At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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