Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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