I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Pants are for mortals
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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