idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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