Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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